It is not illegal to get a bit pompette (tipsy) in France, but letting it show as you walk home could land you in deep trouble – particularly if you seriously cannot walk straight.
This is because l’ivresse manifeste dans un lieu public is against the law.
So after a well-watered soirée, take a taxi.
2. Le petit verre
People in France do not habitually fill their glasses to the brim and knock them back in one.
They prefer to drink very small amounts over a long period of time, as if they had not the slightest intention of getting éméché (tipsy), let alone imbibé (soaked), beurré (buttered) or cuit (cooked).
3. Le champagne
Chic French women know the calorific value of everything they put in their mouths, including toothpaste, so are not going to waste calories on alcohol.
A small flute of iced champagne, however, and perhaps just another small one after that... well, this is an entirely different matter.
It is champagne, after all.
Un de plus ici!
4. Le toast
Giving a toast can be as simple as saying tchin, tchin or as complex as portons un toast à la santé du nouveau-né! (Let’s toast the newborn’s health!).
But whichever it is, do not cross arms with anyone as you are clinking glasses, and be sure to look everyone in the eye.
A la tienne!
5. Les chansons à boire
France has a rich repertoire of drinking songs, beloved by students and wedding parties.
If you happen to get involved, or a group of revellers offer to teach you some, beware!
Serious drinking is on the cards and you are likely to end up torché (torched), pété (smashed) or paf (speechless).